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Song Parodies -> "The Worst I Have Heard"
Original Song Title:
"Better Best Forgotten"
Original Performer:
Steps
Parody Song Title:
"The Worst I Have Heard"
Parody Written by:
NayNay
The Lyrics
The Storyline: Basicaly Steps have got drunk but still able to write a song (Of some sort) _____________________________________________________
If only you called in time
You'd see I was drinking slime
OVER 9000 times I shouted 'ROLL OVER' 'ROLL OVER'
The story was a pile of crap
And my darling was smoking crack
Its time to change and leave my mustache behind
Why do we need to write the answers
Or an essay about cats (So sod it)
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
Now Listen its hard to mend
I forgot the songs lyrics
Hamsters have got bad wind
They're exploding (They're exploding)
And babies eat plaster pies
And fall out of bed and eat chives
Can't you see the cars because you're blind!
Even now you eat mouldy bread
So neither have you a brain (As Claire says)
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
(The worst I've Ever Heard)
The story was a pile of crap
And my darling was smoking crack
Its time to change and leave my mustache behind
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
You'd see I was drinking slime
OVER 9000 times I shouted 'ROLL OVER' 'ROLL OVER'
The story was a pile of crap
And my darling was smoking crack
Its time to change and leave my mustache behind
Why do we need to write the answers
Or an essay about cats (So sod it)
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
Now Listen its hard to mend
I forgot the songs lyrics
Hamsters have got bad wind
They're exploding (They're exploding)
And babies eat plaster pies
And fall out of bed and eat chives
Can't you see the cars because you're blind!
Even now you eat mouldy bread
So neither have you a brain (As Claire says)
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
(The worst I've Ever Heard)
The story was a pile of crap
And my darling was smoking crack
Its time to change and leave my mustache behind
Take a chance and make us spin
No time to fidget oh Bridget
The pasta can stop all the pretending
Its time to get up 'cos baby Kung Po!
Some things are The worst I have heard
So Faye and Lisa have mustaches to shave and Claire says if you eat mouldy bread you don't have a brain And the boys can't be bothered to confess anything. Steps have gone freakin crazy Nay Nay
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