It's time to begin, now count it in
I ate seven cakes

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My fruit-only diet's causing me to riot
My obsession for nutrition is a piece of cake
My gourmet du poulet, a cow's rib makes a Big Mac, hey
But if I wanna look fine, better get in line
I ate seven cakes

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Big chicken, finger licking, mouth-watering, candy cotton
Deep frying, apple pie-n, feed frenzy top to floor
Big cheese, corn and peas, pizza pie with anchovies
Yummy, crunchy, chewy, gooey, messy, tasty, here we go

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Take-out window, vendor swindle, hot dog napper, candy wrapper
Chocolate truffles, Lays and Ruffles, lady fingers high and low
A side dish of fried fish, chicken breasts are two for one
KFC and Arby's too, let's go get fast food again

I'll have, um, I'll have a soda
Put your order in to Chunky Chin's
I ate seven cakes

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