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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek"

Original Song Title:

"Star Trek (TNG) theme tune"

Original Performer:

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

This is thanks to whoever wrote the lyrics to the original series theme tune, and my friend who liked to sing along with the TNG theme tune using the credits as his words.
Space. The Final Cliché.
These are voyages of the star ship Enterprise.
Its continuing mission: to explore strange new holodecks,
To seek out Troi's sanity and Riker's common sense,
And to break the prime directive in ways it's never been broken before...

(Now - sing!)

Come join us all in our trek,
We will go out and greet men with crinkly heads!
Moral dilemmas,
Holodeck is still on the blink.
Our food is all made by machines,
We will drink Earl Grey but no stronger drink.
Data, the android,
Reads us his strange poetry.
Morals are stringent;
We bathe clothed and never have sex.
Come and watch us interfere,
Often breaking our prime directive
So many times that we duct-tape it in place.
I do like Star Trek, really! I promise!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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neminem - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"We will drink Earl Grey but no stronger drink."
That being of course because DS9 took Quark ;-).
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaced out but kinda funny!
Johnny D - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost as good as Green Bloodied Hound Dogs' Zen-like parody-verses. I like it! A parody doesn't have to march lock-step in-time with the original's music to be funny.
Sweet Indigo - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, guys!
Slytherin15 - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, good...

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