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Song Parodies -> "Minin' Iron"

Original Song Title:

"Pumping Iron"

Original Performer:

Starlight Express

Parody Song Title:

"Minin' Iron"

Parody Written by:

Jaykob Walson

The Lyrics

Minecraft is BACK BABY!! Time for another cringey parody!!
Wanna hear a bad parody:
Here comes the Minecraft Hax,
with the stone pickaxe,
hear me minin'!

The player's on his way,
he's entering the cave,
hear me minin'!

Listen to the striking of the pickaxe edge,
mining all the stuff that's needed for the end,
furnace smelting raw porkchop dropped from pigs,
now hear me dig!

See me slashing, watch me crafting,
Mining Iron!
Trying to find some diamonds, trying to get armor,
See me digging, tools a-swingin',
Mining Iron!
I'm a Minecraft player!
I'm minin'!
I'm grindin'!
I'm minin'!
I'm Mining Iron!

It is the ore I need for diamonds in the deep,
watch me minin'!
To get a diamond pick, I need to watch me sticks,
watch me minin'!

When I find it, It'll be the strongest tool,
But using it excessively, makes me a fool,
Iron is the tool for mining ores via pick!
Now hear me dig!!

See me smelting, with coal that's helping!
Mining Iron!
Building a large golem, repairing my tools!
See me mining, ores I'm finding!
Mining Iron!
I'm a Minecraft player!
I'm minin'!
I'm grindin'!
I'm minin'!
I'm grindin'!

Putting on my armor!
(Putting on my armor)
I'm gonna find the diamonds!
(I'm gonna find the diamonds)
I'll kill the Ender Dragon!
(Both mining and both craftin'!)
I'm minin'!
Said I'm minin'!
Now hear me MINE!!

Man, I am so good at this game....
I'm mining Iron!
Here come the hate comments......

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