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Song Parodies -> "Broke My Hand (Kevin Brown Song of 2004)"

Original Song Title:

"Rip My Pants"

Original Performer:

Spongebob

Parody Song Title:

"Broke My Hand (Kevin Brown Song of 2004)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Sung by Kevin Brown in 2004 after he punch the wall, breaking his hand in the process.


Granted it's his non-pitching hand but it caused him to miss some time, rendering him ineffective fore couple of starts until the last game of the regular season. Got lucky in the Division Series but fell apart in ALCS and things went downhill from there...
When I punched that wall
I know that I have everybody hates my hide,
'Cause I went and punch it,
Broke my hand
And then they won't even stand a passing chance
All just because I broke my hand.

(Whole band singing)
When Joe Torre came 'round just to talk him down
K.B. turned into a clown
His team had a reason to frown
As that fool just went and broke his hand

(Kevin Brown singing)
Since then fans don't want me around,
I'm feeling worse
As the pain would make me curse
When windin' up and throw the ball became less fun
With a harm that I've done
Eyes are in the sun....

Now I learned a lesson I will soon forget
You diss me and you will regret
Please go f**k yourself
You can still prance
But you won't end up like the tool...who...broke...his..HAAAND
His name is Kevin Clown!

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Nick Zeman - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm really starting to dig your sports parodies. Great work!
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I wish I'd thought of this one. Wait a minute, I did, at the time: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles821.shtml
? - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol you are back...
Sigh.............. - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Violent as usual. What is it with you and writing parodies about people being injured?
Max Power - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
What took you?
? - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Cat Sniffer, when is your next parody coming?

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