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Song Parodies -> "Fourteen Minutes Microwaved"

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"Fourteen Minutes Microwaved"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I saw the tv dinner there
At the instructions I stared
I read fourteen minutes, yeah
But that was for the oven

I didn't know that at the time
I thought, that long? weird
Guessed that was fine
Microwaved it, the fault was mine
It ended up real burnt

Don't ask why
Fourteen minutes microwaved

It was in there a real long while
And right off my face went my smile
When I saw it, and ate a bit
Then I just chucked it

Don't ask why
Fourteen minutes microwaved

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Forteen and Baeutiful - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I can't vote on this, but it caught my attention because you made the common mistake of misspelling 'Forteen'!
Melhi - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Phil. F&B -- your correction is incorrect.
Jonathan C. - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That's how Phil spells 'forteen' as do several of his countrymen. Location, Location! ::)
Spelling Police - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That's right; the correct way to spell out the number 14 is "fourteen." The dictionary even says so.

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