There once was little bitch, named Martha Burk
Spent her pathetic life screaming Men Are Jerks
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
Nobody on the street gonna stomp and shout
Nobody on the golf course gonna sulk and pout
They held the Masters without a hitch, Ohhh
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss
Whiny bitch

Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
Someday you'll realize we don't give a shit
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
You and your feminazis, can kiss our grits

She thought she could bring down their private club
Went after the sponsors, they cut them out
She kept making speeches, but they were just hot air
So men wanna golf alone, why should we care?

Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
Someday you'll realize we don't give a shit
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
You and your feminazis, can kiss our grits

Feminists bitch and scream and make demands
Why are men so afraid to take a stand?
Corporate cowards give away the store
It's time they realize this is a war

Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
Someday you'll realize we don't give a shit
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
You and your feminazis, can kiss our grits
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
Someday you'll realize we don't give a shit
Little miss
Little miss
Little miss whiny bitch
You and your feminazis, can kiss our grits