Song Parodies -> "If You Wanna Nuke My Country"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

"If You Wanna Nuke My Country"

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The Lyrics

Seems Kim Jong Un has threatened a possible "preemptive nuclear attack" In the wake of tougher sanctions imposed by the UN that were, surprisingly enough, unopposed by North Korea's only ally China. North Korea said it planned to scrap the armistice that stopped the Korean War in 1953 and warned it could carry out strikes against the United States and South Korea. I wonder what he really wants?

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna really really really wanna Nuke America.

If you want a future, forgive my past,
If you wanna be Nuke free better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Got one Nuke here waiting or it could be nine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna really really really wanna Nuke America.

If you wanna Nuke my Country, you better get back in line
"I'm a dinner jacket"* threatens all the time,
If you wanna Nuke my country you must wait your turn,
Go and take a number, and then wait to get burned.

Oh what you think I'm bluffing I tell you I'm the deal,
Say you can handle my Nukes are you for real,
Now don't be hasty, I'm a rational guy
If you start to bug me then I'll say goodbye

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna Nuke, I wanna really really really wanna Nuke America.

If you wanna Nuke my country, you're gonna' need better friends,
China's not too eager to be there in the end,
If you wanna Nuke my country; don't care if you live,
Talking is too easy, put money where mouth is.

So here's my offer for you from me, you wanna live in peace you gotta listen carefully,
I want all those sanctions that were put in place,
Abandoned forthwith or we'll blow you into space
Don't try and mess with me, (that would be crazy)
But if you do, ah, you'll see,
Testing underground and missile launches too
Non aggression pact agreement torn in two.

If you wanna Nuke my country you better get it, first time, right
If your first strike misses you're in for a fight,
We got a nasty habit of going overboard,
Ask and give no quarter, and that's just Bush v. Gore.
If you wanna Nuke my country,
(you better, you better, you better, you better,
you better)
Make that first attempt count
(whoosh, zoom, wham, blam)

Better hunker down, lead flyin' all around.
Bunker underground till fallout level's down (uh uh).
Idget full of sound. and now you can't back-down
Un, you stupid clown, wannabe. Hah!

If you wanna Nuke my country.

* Ahmadinejad. The easiest way to remember how to pronounce that is that it sounds remarkably similar to "I'm a Dinner Jacket".

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Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment

Onslaught - With the passing of Chavez, everybody moves forward one place in the line. Nice job here. What is he demanding? Half of the GDP of South Korea? An NBA francise? More photo ops with Clinton? The DNC endorsement to run for senator from Kentucky? Aside from the radiation issues, I don't think the Chinese would be too upset if we took Kim out! ;D

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