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Song Parodies -> "Use CPR"

Original Song Title:

"Spice Up Your Life"

Original Performer:

Spice Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Use CPR"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Gag gag gag-somethings caught gag gag gag
Gag gag gag choke choke choke gag
Gag gag gag-somethings caught gag gag gag
Gag gag gag choke choke choke gag

If your choking, falling low
Or lake water filled up your mouth hole
Passing, screaming, everyone just screams
That's when I come, make some room for me

If your dinner lurks
Must save your life
Choking boys and choking girls
Must save their lives
Knocked out by a jerk
Best save his life
Aahh

Pushing on the cheat
So that he don't flat line
To the left or to the right
Perhaps the Heimlich will do fine
Spitting out the front
Huh Huh
Ew gross

Medics on the phone
They will be here in no time
Now you'll be all right
Cause I save you with my might
Careful with your lunch
Huh Huh
I see ya, pull tight

Gag gag gag-somethings caught gag gag gag
Gag gag gag choke choke choke gag
Gag gag gag-somethings caught gag gag gag
Gag gag gag choke choke choke gag

If your choking on your food
Color changing from peach to blue
Way to spicy, stuck it seems
Down the wind pipe, so I'll pump you clean

Gotta make him hurl
Use CPR
If he's choking when he burps
Use CPR
Please don't let him die
Use CPR
Aahh

Pushing on the chest
Gotta lengthen his life line
Spit it to the right
Please Don't cover me in wine
Heimlich to the front
Huh Huh
You'll live

Making people live
If it's caught in your pipe lines
Mouth to mouth is ick
But in truth I just don't mind
Heart is to the left?
Huh Huh
I'll save ya, hold tight

He's choking, he's dying, But this song is rocking
No breathing, No talking, Then push in, let's save em
push in push in push in C'MON
push in push in push in C'MON
He's breathing!!! Ahaaa

Teaching the whole world
Use CPR
Every Boy And Every Girl
Use CPR
Because choking hurts
Use CPR
Aahh

Pushing on his chest
If he's drinking too much wine
Give me better light
Cause I'm too drunk this one time
Think it's time to pump
Huh Huh
He's saved

Falling to the left
You know that he'll be fine
Save him from the light
It's not his time to die
Spit it out the front
Huh Huh
I'll save ya hold tight

If you cannot breath
Gotta call CPR girls
Though my dress is tight
We can save the whole damn world
Putting make-up on
Huh Huh
While saaa-ving

Anybody left
Looks like we've saved their lives
No one dies tonight
I can see your all thankful
Oh wait look out front
Huh Huh
We'll save you all right
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Matthias - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Listening to this song the first thing in the morning was a bad idea because it's far too fast and complex for me to listen to something this intense this early. I was thinking as I was reading it that this one should have been on the Epic 40 list instead of "Wannabe" because it looks WAAAAAAAY tougher.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Gag gag gag Spice Girls Song gag gag choke :-) Quite an epic OS, that could certainly have a place in the Epic 40 if that's what you want...what you really, really want... :-)
UnKnownVotress - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Kolski . . . PoleSki puddin' & pie, CPR 'd the girls on the sly; but with the Boys he took No Chance, Kolski called an Ambulance ! ~ Y Lyon, typeSetter par excellence
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I sure miss listening to this OS. Very creative with those 'gag-gag' lines. I can hear them now. 555 breaths from CPR can have you resucitating in no time!
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!

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