Sir, tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Miss, tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
I'll tell you what we want what you really, really want!
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna
Huh?
I wanna
Huh?
I wanna really, really, really wanna see the menu!
If you want some water, I'll start you off with that;
And I want some garlic bread, better make it fast!
I won't go wastin' your precious time, I'll get your orders ready, it will be just fine!

I'll tell ya what we want, what we really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
I want a-
Huh?
I want a
Huh?
I wanna really, wanna really wanna see the menu

If you wanna eat my chicken, you gotta help cook, my friends.
Cleaning takes forever, The Dishes never end!
If you wanna eat my chicken, you've gotta help cook, my friends.
Or you could go to McDonalds, but that's the way it is!

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can't handle this bird, are you for real?
It'll be so tasty, I'll give you a try
We just want our order, then we'll say goodbye.

So I'll tell you what we want, what we really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna,
Huh?
I wanna,
Huh?
I wanna,
Huh?
I wanna really, really, really wanna see the menu

If you wanna taste this chicken, you gotta help cook, my friends,
Savor all the flavor, hope it never ends,
If you wanna eat my chicken, you've got to help prepare,
Or you could go to McDonald's, but that clown has scary hair!

So here's the menu from A to Z,
You wanna get dessert, you gotta listen quite alert,
We got M&M's in the place yeah, put those on your plate,
We got Cake, like Ice Cream?
Who likes it with some sprink-a-lees?
Doesn't come for free, If you're a real lady,
And as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your tip down and add more all around
Slam your tip down and add more all around.

If you wanna eat my chicken, you gotta help cook, my friends,
Dishes take forever, the dishes never end!
If you wanna eat my chicken, you surely must help serve,
Or you could go to McDonalds, Or just order the fish!

If you wanna eat my chicken, you gotta,
Huh?
you gotta,
What?
you gotta,
Huh?
you gotta,
Huh?
you gotta,
What?

Slam your tip down and add more all around.
Slam your tip down and add more all around.
Slam your tip down and add more all around.
Slam your tip down and show the menu
If you wanna eat my chicken.