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Song Parodies -> "Mister Asbo"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Psycho"

Original Performer:

Space

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Asbo"

Parody Written by:

Kankurette

The Lyrics

Mister Asbo was a swan who terrorised people on the River Cam for years before the authorities moved him and his wife on. Unfortunately, he had a son who was also a complete psycho.
All these tourists are laughing at him
And although he tries, it's getting to him
And if he sees just one more tourist, he won't be held responsible
Cambridge is closing in on him
And he's scared someone might threaten his cygnets
And his wings are getting itchy now, and he won't be held responsible, so

Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, so don't you freak him out

Mister Asbo, he's one angry swan
Mister Asbo, he's one angry swan
Mister Asbo, he's one angry swan
Mister Asbo, he's one angry swan

See his wings, they're white as snow
A swan can break a man's arm, you know
It's not the fact that he's following you
It's that he's not trying to hide that is bothering you
Cambridge is closing in on him
And he's scared someone might threaten his cygnets
And his wings are getting itchy now, and he won't be held responsible, so

Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, so don't you freak him out

Mister Asbo, attacking the Cam
Mister Asbo, attacking the Cam
Mister Asbo, attacking the Cam
Mister Asbo, attacking the Cam

(Hey, Mister Asbo! I just wanted to go punting with my mates!)

Now he's getting really close
You can feel his beak upon your neck
Now he's honking in your ear
Watch out, your punt's about to get wrecked
Cambridge is closing in on him
And he's scared someone might threaten his cygnets
And his wings are getting itchy now, and he won't be held responsible, so

Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, don't freak him out, don't freak him out
Before he starts to hiss
Don't freak him out, so don't you freak him out

Mister Asbo, he's very upset
Mister Asbo, he's very upset
Mister Asbo, he's very upset
Mister Asbo, he's very upset

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