Juuust
Throw it in the ditch,
Toss it in the ditch
Throw it in the ditch all your plastic jugs
It's a big old ditch
there's lots of room in the ditch
It's a ditch for P.C.'s that have bugs

(Yogi Bear) Don't You Friggin' Dare JackHole

Throw beer cans in the ditch, Throw band-aids in the ditch,
Ancient tools and car batteries in the ditch
and if you don't get paid enough to recycle
You can throw all of your paper in the diatch

C'mon, it's just Planet Earth

Have you ever seen that hole in the ground
It's a big fat ditch so my trash I'll hurl
It's a big old ditch and there is room to spare
Throw your bricks, ticks, tooth picks, big wicks, dead sticks, slick $*it,
Fake dicks, Used Bics--flick it all in that ditch
Junk goes in the ditch, if you want to you can pitch

All the industries in town
They all have a problem that they solve like this

(Nuclear Power Plant)
All of our reactors,
waste and useless matter,
Heavy polluted ladders
into the ditch

(Cheese Cake Bakery)
Messy icing splatter,
Cakes that make teeth shatter,
Batches with mold after
tossed them in the ditch

(Shoe Manufacturing Plant)
Boots that can't be altered
Sneakers that faltered
Failed and bad order
Throw them in the ditch

(Disney)
Doodle of cartoons
Need to axe them soon
and shreds that can't be used
in the ditch

So see if you've got trash piling up
Found this big old ditch just outside of town
There's room in the ditch, throw your crap in there,
Stuff like supplies, bad eyes, dry dyes, ties,

(Crowd: Gasp as Environment Protection Agency Shows up)

ryes, french fries, Dead flies, pies, Why not just throw it in the ditch

(uuh moron)

Throw it in the ditch
You'll discard it with no hitch
'Cause when I need to toss out junk
I just through it in that ditch
It's a big wide ditch
Outside town, yeah