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Song Parodies -> "Gruntilda's A Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Kyle's Mom Is A B****"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Gruntilda's A Witch"

Parody Written by:

Andrea Huckstep

The Lyrics

Everyone hates Gruntilda, the main villain of the Banjo-Kazooie series
Well, Gruntilda's a witch, she's a big fat witch,
she's the meanest witch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid witch if there ever was a witch,
she's a witch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a witch, on Tuesday she's a witch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a witch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Koopa like witch.

Have you ever met my foe Gruntilda,
she's the biggest witch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old witch and she has stupid hair,
she's a witch witch witch witch witch witch witch witch,

witch witch witch witch witch cause-a
she's a stupid witch,
Gruntilda's a witch and she's just a dirty witch,
Gruntilda's a WITCH!

Banjo: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, witch!

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Shadow - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I am a big banjo kazooie still awaiting to some sequel for banjo tooie. As much as i demised that rhyme talking witch, this parody doesnt do it for me man. It's just witch repeated over and over and over and...dare i say it? over! Sorry for the harsh criticism but u show some potential, i say keep the concept but pick a different song, maybe janie's got a gun by Aerosmith? (8) Grunty's got tootie, Banjo's heard her plea, he's with Kazooie, and so on and so forth, this will show ur lvoe of the g ame, adn teh ahtred of the witch better then this aprody ever could.
Andrea Huckstep - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
...I knew I should have disabled comments for this...
Red Ant - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but changing 3 words from the original is not a parody.
Gruntilda - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Shut up.

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