{SONIC} We must stop Blaze the Cat from quitting this franchise. We must destroy the person responsible for her personality change.

{SILVER} Who is responsible?

{SONIC} Oh, that's easy....

Times have changed. Blaze is getting worse.
She's trying to leave her position in the Sonic Universe.

{AMY} Should we blame the government?

{SALLY} Or blame society?

{TAILS, KNUCKLES, & SHADOW} Or should we blame the images on TV?

{SONIC} No! Blame Banjoper!

{ALL SONIC CHARACTERS} Blame Banjoper!

{SONIC} With his preposterous cartoons that always vandalize the truth.

{ALL SONIC CHARACTERS} Blame Banjoper! Blame Banjoper!

{SONIC} We need to form a full assault!

{ALL SONIC CHARACTERS} It's Banjoper's fault!

{ROUGE} Don't blame us for the way Blaze acts.
She moved to Barhamsville, and now her mind is out of whack!

{SILVER} Her kind and loving husband is what I always thought I'd be.
Instead, she married a cat from Tennessee!

{SONIC} Well, blame Banjoper!

{ALL SONIC CHARACTERS} Blame Banjoper!

{SONIC} It seems like everything's gone wrong since Banjoper came along. Blame Banjoper!

{ALL SONIC CHARACTERS} Blame Banjoper!

{DR. EGGMAN} That's not even his real last name anyway.

{CREAM} Blaze the Cat used to be my very best friend,
But then she later dumped me for a mouse named Colette!

{SONIC FANS} Should we blame her parents? Should we blame her quirks?
Or the technology that allowed this to occur?

{SONIC} Heck no!

{EVERYONE} Blame Banjoper! Blame Banjoper!

{SONIC} With all his ridiculous ideas.

{ROUGE} That autistic bastard he is.

{EVERYONE} Blame Banjoper! Shame on Banjoper! For....
We have to end it where it begun.
The damage he's caused must all be undone.
We must take back what's rightfully ours before Blaze's franchise becomes endorsed!