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Song Parodies -> "The Least Offensive Song Ever"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Offensive Song Ever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"The Least Offensive Song Ever"

Parody Written by:

Princess T. Sparkle

The Lyrics

I took up the challenge of changing a song that was very offensive (according to its title) to one that was very unoffensive (according to its title).
Howdy Ho.
The little princess was sleeping
Dreaming about ponies and fairies
And then a rainbow appeared out of the sky
Nothing about it was scary
She woke up to see outside and
To her surprise there were
Ponies and fairies just like the ones in
Her dreams, and this is

Because you can dream about what you want
And it will all become real
You can dream about what you want
As long as it's happy and colorful
For if you have bad dreams
They will not become real
It's so fun being a princess it's true

The princess she traveled far
She went to a place called Candy Land
Everything was made of candy you see
She was the happiest girl in the land
Since she could dream up anything
She decided that she could sing
"I'm so happy I'm could laugh the day away
and this is what I bring"

Because you can dream about what you want
And it will all become real
You can dream about what you want
As long as it's very positive
If your dream is negative
It will never ever live
Just think happy thoughts and you will have a good time

Then all her friends came to play
They were animals and such
They said "princess you are our shining star
We like you very much"
She rode a unicorn through the forest
Flew a pegasus into the sky
Got some wishes granted by a fairy
And this is all because

You can dream about what you want
And it will all become real
You can dream about what you want
As long as it's good it will come true
For if you have unhappy thoughts
You will tell them to get lost
And you'll be happier than you ever were before

You can dream about what you want
And it will all become real
The ponies, fairies, and their friends
And even about Candy Land
As long as you ain't feeling blue
All your dreams they will come true
Cause dreaming up happy things brings you joy

Cause dreaming up happy things brings you joy
Princess, princess, dream it up

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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User Comments

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Anti-transphobic - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
You cisnormative bigot! Why aren't you using gender-neutral language?
SJW - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
This song offends me for not being woke enough.
Agrimorfee - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
You might have heard of the musical composition known as "The Least Wanted Music Song"...it was composed (tongue-in-cheek) of elements diagnostically and demographically charting what Americans hate most in popular music. It's 20+ minutes long, and it is simply weird and amazing. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIfIx29tSg) As a counterpoint, the same team also wrote "The Most Wanted Song" containing the elements that were polled as most liked by Americans. That song, demonstrably shorter at about 5:00, is totally inoffensive and bland. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIfIx29tSg0 Kind of reminded me of your parody, not to say it was bad at all! Technically though, I have to subtract points downward on your pacing of the tune. But, I could easily see it being used ironically in some fantasy sequence or a fake TV show on "The Simpsons", "Bob's Burgers" or even "Teen Titans Go".
Subliminal? - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
This song sounds like subliminal Bernie Sanders propaganda and thus offends me!

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