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Song Parodies -> "Claim Canada"

Original Song Title:

"Blame Canada"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Claim Canada"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A lot of people are distraught over the election, No big surprise there. Some have even threatened to leave the country if the wrong person should be elected, No big surprise there. They invariably name Canada as one of their choices, possibly because they wouldn't have to go to the trouble of learning a foreign language, again, no surprise there. I wrote a song about it...SURPRISE!
Times have changed
And things are getting worse
They won't obey their betters
And their freedoms are a curse

Should we blame the government
For causing this decay
Should we stay and fix this rot that led them all astray
No, Claim Canada
Claim Canada

I’d stay but it’s not worth the fight
I’ll board a plane and take to flight
Claim Canada
Claim Canada

We need a place to go that’s safe
Donald Trump is trafe

The perfect place
Because it’s so close by
But as far as outer space

And my boy Eric once
On a trip to Canada
Mailed me a post card said, I wish that we lived here

Well, Claim Canada
Claim Canada

It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since the voters came along

Claim Canada
Claim Canada

I’ll get used to how they end their sentences with “A”

It’s said they got no stinking freedoms there for mucking up the works
They go no problem jailing those that they consider jerks.
That’s not very kind of you
We should prob’ly try to see what we can do

Heck No!

Claim Canada
Claim Canada
No more of the ol’ Red White and Blue
Canada’s for me and you
Claim Canada
I want Canada

The heath care that’s free
The ban on all guns
The wintery snow
That’s forty below
Damned USA, leave it we must
I say it’s Canada or buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust!!!!

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Patrick - November 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Justin Trudeau has asked Parliament to build a wall and make Donald Trump pay for it.

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