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Song Parodies -> "Justin Bieber's A Douche"

Original Song Title:

"Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Justin Bieber's A Douche"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

hey guys, I'm back yet again with another parody . This time is targeted to that annoying tool Justin Bieber. seriosly I'm sick of that kid. (I know many others agree with me including people I know) and I'm sure others agree with you. in short: I think he sucks and so do many others including those I know. To people who are fans of that kid: Don't kill me! Anyways, I decided to parody the song Kyle's Mom's a Bitch which is a very funny song. I love south Park (except for the Jesus Jokes). Anyways, enjoy and be sure to comment and rate this! Thanks!
Twichick:How about we all sing about how much we dislike Justin Bieber?

(Overly Obsessed Justin Bieber Fan 2)* as everyone who supports Twichick cheers): NO!

[Twichick:] Weeelllll-

[Overly Obbessed Justin Bieber Fan 1] Don’t do it Twichick!
[Twichick Weeelllll-

[O.J.B. F 2) We’re warning you!

[Twichick] Screw all of you!

[O. J.B. F 3] That ?%!?! better not do it~

(Twichick): Weeelllll,

Justin Bieber’s a douche
He’s a big annoy tooling
He’s the biggest ?%?! in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid douche!
If there ever was a douche
She's a spaz to us all

(Overly J.B. F 3.] Shut your ?%!?! mouth Twichick!

On Monday he’s douche
On Tuesday he’s a douche
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a douche
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s super king kamehameha tool and douchebag!

(Twichick:Come on you all know the words!)

Twichick and other anti- Justin Bieber people):
Have you ever met that famous singer kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the biggest tool in the whole wide world!
And he’s a idiotic douche
And he ‘s annoying as hell
He’s a douche , douche , douche, douche, douche douche douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche
He's a brainless douche! (Woo!)
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And she's such an exasperating douche!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met that kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the douche in the whole wide world!
He's a mean spaz douche
And he’s been overhyped as hell
He’s a douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche,Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!
He’s a stupid douche
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And he’s such an dimwitted douche

I reeeally mean it,
Justin Bieber’s a tool! Justin Bieber suddenly appears Behind he looking furious. Everyone gasps.

he's a big annoying (bleep) douche
Big, annoying over hyped, douche
Screw Justin Bieber!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!

Twichick turns around .

Twichick:( horrified and shocked): Oh ?%?%

Justin Bieber (hatefully) so you all t hink I’m a douche do you?

Twichick laughs nervously while Justin Bieber and the fans stare at her with hateful and dark anticipation while another O.J.B. F yells, Get em!. Twichick flashes them all a finger while saying, “ Plz Don’t kill us!”

Twichick: (to other anti Justin Bieber people including friends) RUN! They all breaking off into a run with those fans and that poser (Justin Bieber) hounding after them.

* note: I don't have a problem if you're obsessed or passionate about Justin Bieber as I am about twilight (though I wonder why you like him) t(hey if you're also a hardcore Twihard, or like /love twilight, than props to you). It just means that I don't like those who are over obsessed about him to the point where they start dissing other celebrities or people who don't like him. anyways rate and comment. Thankks

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Old Man Ribber - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Twi - I LOVE the original song (and wish there was a decent karaoke version). Despite a few glitches, how can I not love the parody as well? ;D
John Barry - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
The adenoidal crooner is scarier than any vampire--and sucks worse. Nice Bieber bash.
Child of Rock-n-Roll - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Instead of another sack of douche I'm giving you a sack of 5s. Justin Bieber and Britney Spears and all these untalented douchbags - who the hell ever said they had talent? ALL their songs sound the same and they're totally awful. You are right on the money.
Twichick - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
oh and guys just to let you know, I know justin bieber has a atlent, this is not the only celebrity bashing and recently, he seems like a jerk. if you guys like him, cool
ROFL - November 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing at this! xD You're awesome!

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