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Song Parodies -> "Jeffrey Zucker"

Original Song Title:

"Uncle Fucker"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Jeffrey Zucker"

Parody Written by:

Ian Sherman

The Lyrics

You've all heard of what's gonna happen to the "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien", right? Well, listen and listen good, NBC:
Shut your fucking face, Jeffrey Zucker!
You're a Leno-holic low-life, Jeffrey Zucker!
You're an executive failure, yes it's true-
Nobody makes blunders quite like you!

Shut your fucking face, Jeffrey Zucker!
You're the one who ruined late night, Jeffrey Zucker!
You don't think 'fore you act, or know right from wrong-
You just botch that Peacock all day long!

(rhythmic raspberries, in place of the farts)

(spoken) What's going on here?!

(raspberries continue)

(spoken) What garbage!

(spoken) Well, what do you expect? It's a toss-up.

(raspberries continue; chorus chants "Jeffrey - Zucker", starting slow then progressing into tempo)

Shut your fucking face, Jeffrey Zucker!
You're a double-whammy douchebag, Jeffrey Zucker!
NBC is getting worse each day-
It's all your fault you made it that way!

Jeffrey Zucker, he's the "Universal" jerk...

(spoken) Suck my balls!
One more reason why NBC is no longer "Proud as a Peacock".

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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Mike - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Whoa, ChuckyG didn't do his job this time. He usually never prints parodies with the f word uncensored

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