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Song Parodies -> "She's Lusty"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Super"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"She's Lusty"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at and my songs are at

At this point in the plot (with one little song and one big song left) AL-Freeza gets lost in Mexico and runs into "Candy" a prostitute hired by the U.S. government to seduce the leaders of the terroristic penguins and make them forget about taking over the world. . .
America's balling
No I'm not stalling
Soon you'll be crawling
'Cause Power Plants are falling too

So stop this killing
and I won't be billing
You treat the world like hell
But I like you:)

I'm Lusty
See my Busty
I'll make you happy
and keep you from melting all away

I'm feeling sexy
Though your a penguin
We can lock the freezer if your
buddies and you stop this silly spat

I'm so lovely
Hey Al-Freeza
and if you want I'll make you feel lovely too
Because I'm being
So exhausting lusty
That even the fact your half my size
won't make me frown

She's Lusty
Her profession
She just five dollars
For twenty hours, both straight and gay

I'm Lusty
No, nothing scares me!
I can make you happy and I'll
Tell that your hot and nod a lot
Where this little skirt, and I'll be bi
If that's what you want

I'm Lusty

(Works for peanuts and likes Cheetos -they're swell)

Fill me up

(Candy can keep secrets as well)

Zipped Shut

(Yes she's lusty and she works for low pay)


Everything is O.K. for a wage
For a wage!
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: lmao!! Excellent job!! 555
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Wow. I never thought I'd like a parody about a harlot, but this changed my mind. 555
LilMagicDusty - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, The ~Duke of the Knight Hoods~ Glad to see that you've cheered up, and that you're back on the " Pepsi side of the street " again !
Mark Scotti - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - "Tramp"ing you fives. LOL!
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment

BAD - Hey meester - you like my seester? She got a nice keester. You just can't trust a penguin because they are so cold. Al-Freeza LOL - nice take up on our favorite mob of terrorists. I guess I must have missed what preceded this but I still caught the gist.
Peter Andersson - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll take it this is part of a series of song parodies somehow?
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A satirical parody about Global Warming using South Park Bigger Longer Uncut, only a couple of songs from the movie have not yet been completed at this point.
Leo Keough - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny switch on the OS!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing was off in a few spots, but then the OS is kinda fast. Funny stuff here, Dave. 555!
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Didn't really get this one, I'm afraid (unusually, it probably didn't help having the OS playing in the background).. and had to get over the your/you're, er, typo (yes, I really am that pedantic ;-) ). But kudos for taking on this as an OS, especially trying to tell a story with it.
Medemia - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess I'm kinda the same way in the opposite way Dave. Not really my cup of tea. Pacing was good. I should probably take a look at the rest of the Al-Freeza parodies to get a full appreciation. Quick song was impressive. I'll give you 5's knowing that it was funny, just not my style :)

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