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Song Parodies -> "We Can Maim"
Original Song Title:
"I Can Change"
Original Performer:
South Park
Parody Song Title:
"We Can Maim"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
There are two different versions of this song, I used the long one which can be heard here for my parody, though only minor adjustments have to be made for the shorter edit.
Alright at this point of the South Park parody project, The Antarctican Terrorists organization known as Al-Freeza has taking over Australia, Asia, The Middle East, Europe and most of Africa, they encounter some zoo penguins in the country of Madagascar, (obviously inspired by the Dreamworks movie Madagascar 2: Escape from Africa and it's spin-off series Penguins of Madagascar), Skipper, Rico and the crew are trying to convince the leader of Al-Freeza to let them out of the zoo so they can help take over the world.
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Alright at this point of the South Park parody project, The Antarctican Terrorists organization known as Al-Freeza has taking over Australia, Asia, The Middle East, Europe and most of Africa, they encounter some zoo penguins in the country of Madagascar, (obviously inspired by the Dreamworks movie Madagascar 2: Escape from Africa and it's spin-off series Penguins of Madagascar), Skipper, Rico and the crew are trying to convince the leader of Al-Freeza to let them out of the zoo so they can help take over the world.
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Some tourists think we've got such kind minds
We have no might, they can't be right!
'Cause it's not like we are too kind
But they pay up, with fish all night
But we can maim, we can maim
I can train to be in Al-Freeza I know it
Please open up the ranks, and we will soon hit
Any species that has crossed us or our kin
Yes, We can maim, we can maim
I know we have been Dreamworks goody-two shoes
We can escape, We've got good aim, Though we have fame
But it's okay 'cause we can maim!
I can't help it that I am sheltered
It's publicity, that makes us weak
You see the tourists were somewhat delightful
And they fill. . us up with feed
But I can maim, I can maim
I can help you if you let us out of this pit
We can rip out their hearts, and we have great wit
Take demands and will commit all your sins
Oigloo de Penguin: But what if you remain lame
How do we know that you aren't a secret-ops mole
Skipper: Hey Buddy!
Don't be such a dick
Batman's Penguin won't have shtick on me
Have men, for lunch--I'll eat
Now let's go, we're leaving!
Ahhh
Please, Please, Please, Please
Please, Please, Please, Please
Ahhh
(unimpressed, the Al-Freeza Penguins Terrorist organization leaves)
Hey Rico!
We have no might, they can't be right!
'Cause it's not like we are too kind
But they pay up, with fish all night
But we can maim, we can maim
I can train to be in Al-Freeza I know it
Please open up the ranks, and we will soon hit
Any species that has crossed us or our kin
Yes, We can maim, we can maim
I know we have been Dreamworks goody-two shoes
We can escape, We've got good aim, Though we have fame
But it's okay 'cause we can maim!
I can't help it that I am sheltered
It's publicity, that makes us weak
You see the tourists were somewhat delightful
And they fill. . us up with feed
But I can maim, I can maim
I can help you if you let us out of this pit
We can rip out their hearts, and we have great wit
Take demands and will commit all your sins
Oigloo de Penguin: But what if you remain lame
How do we know that you aren't a secret-ops mole
Skipper: Hey Buddy!
Don't be such a dick
Batman's Penguin won't have shtick on me
Have men, for lunch--I'll eat
Now let's go, we're leaving!
Ahhh
Please, Please, Please, Please
Please, Please, Please, Please
Ahhh
(unimpressed, the Al-Freeza Penguins Terrorist organization leaves)
Hey Rico!
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Awesome song Dave! And I'm also glad that the penguin Skipper has a reference in this song because I love that guy, I was told that I sound like him when I do my Jungle Cruise boats.
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