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Song Parodies -> "What Would Captain Planet Do?"

Original Song Title:

"What Would Brian Boitando Do?"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"What Would Captain Planet Do?"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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David (Stan), Matthias (Kyle), and Jeff (Cartman) are trying to figure out how to save the world and their friend Jack (Kenny) who was captured by the Antarctican Terrorists (Satan & Saddam Hussein) Agrimorfee (The Mole) and Mickey Mouse (Ike) are not in this scene
What would Captain Planet do
to save the Earth somehow?
He'd pass out rings
and tell the truth
and wear tights that are bright blue

When Captain Planet was in the forest
as the fires rose
He used rapid water and an air attack
and didn't need a hose

When Captain Planet saw sick elks
Drinking cans of beer
He called the animal help line
and save all of the deer

So what would Captain Planet do
to help the world today?
He'd clean the ocean, make it blue
Help the plants save CO2


(Jeff)
I wish in L.A. I could breathe
The dark clouds are getting really scary

(Matthias)
And I just wish it'd rain
Like it did when things were sane

(David)
By golly, I'll wear a stupid ring to
'Cause I've got nothing better to do

So let's call Captain Planet dude
and bring him into town
and tell him how our planet's doomed
Hope that he can get here soon

(Superman)
Did someone say blue tights?

(Jeff)
No-Bright Blue

(Superman)
I heard the world needs me

(Matthias)
What? No you can't make the forest green

(David)
Dude, stop wasting my time here

(Superman)
Oh--bye

When Captain Planet came here last time
and he saved all of his friends
He restored Mount Fuji's beauty
and put some snow on top again

and when Captain Planet saved the desert
He sheltered folks from sun

Cause Captain Planet he will go and help anybody

So let's put our rings together
Before our planet's gone
and we'll save Jack from certain doom
Cause that's what Captain Planet'd do

and we'll save Jack from certain doom
Cause that's what Captain Planet'd do
Oh damn, Jack had a ring on too!
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Christie Marie M - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Environmentally friendly parody, Dave!! As usual I enjoy more and more of your South Park parodies that's difficult to dislike. I hope you keep writing more of them. Who knows, maybe you'll probably write one on swine flu using South Park songs, if you're up to it. This song you wrote is more like an environmental ad conveying a message to preserve our planet and prevent pollution as well. I also was a fan of Captain Planet when I was a kid. Go green with 5's!
Glen S - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun write Dave. Never would think to parody this one. I'm a bit jealous that I missed out though (I would have liked to be Mr. Marsh). But enjoyed it much
Matthias - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This was another great one in your South Park chronicals. I loved the inclusion of Superman because it actually makes more sense than the video because who the heck is Brian Denakey? Or whoever that guy is... Anyways great stuff here Dave as usual.
Below Average Dave - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone
JacyDub - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing a little hard to follow at the beginning, but the inclusion of Superman was classic. Very Solid effort. Great Job.

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