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Song Parodies -> "Virus Fried My Dell"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Time In Hell"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Virus Fried My Dell"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What the flippin’ f*ck?!?!
What in Hell’s the “Satan Virus”? Oh dear…
I called up the Geek Squad to help me out

Lost my websites and files were seized
There goes my electricity…
The reason why (In a nutshell)
A virus fried my Dell

These passenger planes fall out of the sky
The Y2K bug took its time
No use calling might as well yell
A virus fried my Dell

We’re hunting down Bill Gates
To download a ton more RAM
Can’t live without the Internet
Though I’m happy without Spam
No Youtube, Facebook or anything
Even Myspace is gone
It’s like way back in the Caveman days
God Dammit! Log back on!

So why’d my PC make the power blow?
There’s no connection where you go
Even batteries have lost their gel
That virus fried my Dell

Gosh darn! I am tormented dude!
Where is my Firefox?
Want my Firefox!!!

I can’t even open my garage door
The button thingy works no more
I had to break into the place I dwell
Cause a Virus fried my Dell

With no Mapquest everybody’s lost
And our automobiles have no defrost
All the food inside my fridge now smells
That Virus fried my Dell

Can’t hear Hannah Montana
On my alarm clock/ radio
There’s nothing but silence instead
At least that part doesn’t blow

Now the Amish have stopped churning
Cause their minds have become sick
They have stopped harvesting crops
With no power they can kick!

There’s no use to fight, the Amish armies!
World rulers we can’t disagree
Because every creed wants to excel
That Virus fried my Dell

Get a Pop-Up blocker and Spybot quick!
And be careful of just what you click
Or this might happen to you as well…
That Virus fried… (Virus fried, Virus fried, Virus fried)
Virus fried… (Virus fried, Virus fried, Virus fried)
That Virus fried my Dell…

“Free wireless: Coffee House!!!”

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Total Votes: 1

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Andria - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
If it were me, I'd shoot the darn thing because Dells aren't worth a crap and are thus not worth fixing unless brand-new. 4s.

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