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Song Parodies -> "9-1-1"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"9-1-1"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

In my house
No one knows
Burglars sneak on their toes
Eyes poke out
Of their masks
Valuables stuffed
In a sack
In a van, they’ll come again
Hurry straight
To the phone
And I’ll dial this number alone

9-1-1
Won’t you come
And prevent all the crime?
9-1-1
Won’t you come
Won’t you come

Fires blaze
Hot and red
Burns the houses, of the men
Things are charred
Right to the ground
Most times, will not see again
With a hose
Large and long
Puts it out, it’s not wrong
People saved
Lives are safe
People fight our fires all the more

9-1-1
Won’t you come
And prevent all the crime?
9-1-1
Won’t you come
Won’t you come

9-1-1
Won’t you come
And prevent all the crime?
9-1-1
Won’t you come
Won’t you come (9-1-1, 9-1-1)
Won’t you come (9-1-1, 9-1-1)
Won’t you come (9-1-1, 9-1-1)
Won’t you come (9-1-1, 9-1-1)
Won’t you come? (9-1-1, 9-1-1)

Police arrive
With huge avail
Taking criminals off to jail

9-1-1
Won’t you come
And prevent all the crime?
9-1-1
Won’t you come
Won’t you come

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