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Song Parodies -> "Black Chick's Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Black Chick's Tongue"

Parody Written by:

Drawn Apart

The Lyrics

In 2004, Comedy Central premiered an animated sitcom called Drawn Together, which they promoted as the first animated reality series. 2 of the characters were Princess Clara, a bigoted caricature of Disney Princesses, and Foxxy Love, a African-American musician clearly based on late-1960s/early 1970s Hanna-Barbera musical mystery series. During the show's first episode, Clara reacted negatively to Foxxy's arrival at first, but later engaged in a passionate French kiss with Foxxy while both were in a hot tub, and both began singing a song called "Black Chick's Tongue", a parody of Aladdin's "A Whole New World". This parody re-purposes the song in the style of Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun".
What is this thing inside?
My mouth so fair and true
It's slippery and it's slimy.
Traveling down my pink esophagus.

It's a tounge. from a chick
It's my roommate's I should say
I feel so free when i kiss her
Underneath the moon so fair and bright

Black chick's tounge
It's such
New sensation yeah

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

I've got a mayonnaaise ma
On my lickling hole
We've only just begon
Oh yeah Foxxy's getting some

It's really quite thrilling
That's right now you know
I think I taste fillings
And they're made of solid gold

Black chick's tounge
It's such a
Wonderful feeling

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

Black chick's tounge
It's such a
Wonderful feeling

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)

(guitar solo)

I never dreamed
I would be
Willing to let myself go

Black chick's tounge
Never had
More fun in my life

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

Black chick's tounge
Never had
More fun in my life

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

Black chick's tounge
Never had
More fun in my life

Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge
Black chick's tounge

(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)
Black chick's tounge
(Black chick's tounge, black chick's tounge)

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