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Song Parodies -> "Fear the Huns"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Fear the Huns"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com and soundclick.com/badave

Sorry I'm on a bit of an education kick lately. . .
Evil eyes, Lots of foes,
Large in size as Romans know
Slice your face
Bows and Mace
People paint a savage race
Wild meat,
Filthy stench
Rarely bathe and they bind heads
Love war games
Love the screams
They were really mean most said

Ancient Huns
Short like stumps
They caused a lot of pain

Ancient Huns

Had no guns
Had no guns
Had no guns

Sumerians
Nomad camps
They had conquered
lots of land
Influenced
Hungarians
All the time
Big and strong
No breaks
Killed by Goths
Roman sheep
but in truth
They hated peace
Barbaric, Some would say
Sev'ral kings
They lived for wars

Fear the Huns
If they come
And take your town away

Fear the Huns
Better run
Better run

Fear the Huns
They aren't dumb
They'll cause you lots of pain

Fear the Huns
They aren't scum
They aren't scum

(Ancient Huns, Ancient Huns)
Please Don't Come
(Ancient Huns, Ancient Huns)
Please Don't Come
(Ancient Huns, Ancient Huns)
Please Don't Come
(Ancient Huns, Ancient Huns)

(Dead Hun Warrior Rocks Out to an Instrument he's never seen)

They behead
Who they feared
and their legacy was smeared

All the Huns
They are gone
Their history remains

Ancient Huns
They weren't dumb
They Weren't dumb

Fear the Huns
They were shunned
Attila led the way

Good bye Huns
You are done
You are done

(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead
(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead
(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead
(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead
(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead
(Good bye Huns, Good bye Huns)
You are dead

You are dead
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Old Man Ribber - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job! Imagine how history would have been different if the Huns had not been defeated and put to flight by the Hans years before the fall of Rome and the west. This time, badave means "Bad *ss Dave"! ;D
Wild Child JIN - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
This is sure an invincible battle song, and song in battle. ;-) 555!
Mark Scotti - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Parodia The Hun, has written some fun!!! Great job.
Peter Andersson - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hungary might have the best looking women in Europe (after Scandinavia) but I didn't know they invented Mace already back then (line four)...
Below Average Dave - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_%28club%29 (for the mace reference) Thank you everyone:)

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