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Song Parodies -> "South Park"

Original Song Title:

"Spoonman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"South Park"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

My entry in the 1st round of the decath. And my excuse to start writing again. The more you've seen of the show South Park, the more jokes and references you'll get in this. Also, HOORAY 99th parody! Almost made it to triple digits.
I greet the day and wind up dead
Beat by kids in special ed

South Park

Bought some pubes that some kid had
Taught that my mom was my dad

South Park

South Park
Always snowy and it's dark
Leave now
Mostly poor and not so smart
Leave now

Leave... soon...

Witnessed the end of the world (of Warcraft)
Kissed my girlfriend, then I hurled

South Park

Sing with poo and laugh at farts
My father greets you at Walmart

South Park

South Park
Come collect chimpokomon
White trash
Towels taking hits on bongs
Podunk

Broke... redneck
Welfare...
and... kick-ass

[background chanting of "You Bastards"]

Look out... look out... look out...
Look out...

Look out, my neck is red
Look out, Kenny is dead
Look out, Butters instead
Look out, sharing the bed

Look out, blew off my head
Look out, Jimbo and Ned
Look out, prob'ly inbred
Look out, that's what I said

South Park
Suck my chocolate, salty balls
Tom Cruise
in the closet down the hall
South Park

White... yeah
Trashy

Singing...
singing... poo

Richest kid in town is black
My male teacher has a rack

South Park
Chocolate, salty copyright of Glen Stollberger 2009+

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Going down to South Park going have myself a time! Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation! Going down to South Park going to leave my woes behind! Ample parking day or night people shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR! Headin' up to South Park going to see if I can't unwind. I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas! So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine! (And that's all I have to say about that)
Christie Marie M - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Hope BA Dave reads this one! He loves South Park based parodies. Love the lyrics, especially when you added most of my fave episodes of South Park. I also love the episode when Cartman drinks this Weight Gain 4000 and ends up getting obese when he thinks he's going to be buff! I still watch South Park though. Anyways, 555 Cheesy Poofs!
Doc M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I heart this song and South Park. 555! The halloween special with the zombies is my favourite episode.
DJ Blaze - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Manbearpig..... that's all I have to say other than that this parody was awesome.... 555
bobpicheese - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec 3) Not really redneck humour, but then I haven't seen a lot of South Park. DKTOS, so I can't vouch for the pacing either. So...yeah.
Arwen - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I've honestly never watched a single episode...so I'm sure that everything that went over my head was hilarious. I trust you, 2nzy...
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff

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