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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Tubes"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Noose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Tubes"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

This is a song about crap TV.
I caught the news today
Some strange events that they’ll recap tonight

An ad with messy stains
They clean them up with the latest thing, alright

Why do I watch this crap?
Improve yourself, or shut your trap, alright

Family Feud, pointless games
Pretty tubes is pretty lame
And I don’t all this crap that they’ve got on
And I don’t all this crap that they’ve got on
And I don’t all this crap that they’ve got on

Another motor race
Turn it off, until it’s really done

Sitcoms about the gays
I wonder why I ever turned it on

Gamey shows, losing weight
Pretty tubes I really hate
Why do I watch this, it’s really really wrong
Why do I watch this, it’s really really wrong
Why do I watch this, it’s really really wrong
Why do I watch this, it’s really really wrong

Film reviews, video games
Pretty tubes is pretty lame
And they don’t play what I like
I don’t like what I see
I don’t like anything

Guess the good stuff has already been and gone
Guess the good stuff has already been and gone
Guess the good stuff has already been and gone
Guess the good stuff has already been and gone

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