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Song Parodies -> "Kickboxing King"

Original Song Title:

"Runaway Train"

Original Performer:

Soul Asylum

Parody Song Title:

"Kickboxing King"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about King,one of the Art of Fighting characters who was best known for the King of Fighters series.
Beaten up by the Kusanagi guy
In a totally really real fight
He was there like a slow touch burning
And I wanted something that a bouncer's learning

A woman who was looking like a guy
Her identity isn't too shy
A move that she calls "venom strike"
A "fireball kick" wasn't shy

It seems her art of fighting's clear
She was brutal
There's nothing weird
Unless identity problems go wrong

Kickboxing King never holding back
No way for a weird attack
Seems like she should be fighting someplace
Somehow she's not a mean disgrace

Can't you try to remember how to fight
Like a bouncer who's not all right
King is just getting very jaded
Her mystery wasn't faded

She can go where no one else can go
I know where this bouncer knows
Iori will battle everything
That's including lady kickboxing King

Every fight in KOF
Beating down to the death
Somehow I really believe it

Kickboxing King never holding back
No way for a weird attack
Seems like she should be fighting someplace
Somehow she's not a mean disgrace

She's a woman,she was kickboxing King
She a bouncer with arts of fighting
Being out of luck,looking the same
Identity is never felt too lame

Kickboxing King never holding back
Kickboxing King,no one's out of whack
Kickboxing King do a venom strike
Kickboxing is good so get up and fight

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty cool. Have you noticed how King's inevitable combo's always blow your amount of points sky high, even when you get beaten somewhere near the end? Let me explain: in my single fight top ten in Capcom vs SNK 2 King occupies 5 spots in my top ten, while I'm way better with Raiden from Fatal Fury and Blanka from Street Fighter. Random fact.

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