Song Parodies -> "Bologna"

Original Song Title:

"Misery"

Original Performer:

"Bologna"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here is song Number 7 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Syndicated INC" with "My Bologna". Enjoy!!!

They say bologna's a mystery
Let's check out the recipe - What's in bologna?
Components are complicated

Well, It's a puzzling meat
Still this sausage has zing
They know what I crave to eat

Serve me more of that bologna
I'll binge till I puke - What the heck's wrong with me?!
I will never be hungry - Snackin' bologna

This meat's satisfactory - Might clog arteries
Yet, I'll still endure and chomp bologna
Diet's not sophisticated
Cheap lunch meat infatuated

Deli has what I need
Fill my cart with this thing
Cook it up in all my meals

Slice me some of that bologna
Oscar Mayer's supreme so my plate's licked clean
I'll treasure every bite received
Snackin' bologna

Stomach's satisfied for cheap
Won't cost a heap
Still might make me heavy
With plenty

Sausage meat's refrigerated
Great when I'm inebriated
Lunch makes me invigorated (Gimme more of that bologna)
Food is much appreciated (I'll toss in stew or I'll serve it with brie)
Taste leaves me exhilarated (I'll scarf it down so easily) (Can't you tell that I'm pleased?)
Meal-prep's not complicated (A brown bag full of bologna) (Flavor makes my mouth sing)
Dinner is obliterated (Love this bologna) (Topped it with Cheddar Cheese)
Cheap lunch meat infatuated

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Peter Andersson - November 15, 2020 - Report this comment

I can't come up with a witty comment today so I'll just let you know that I've listened and read.

Matthias - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment

Peter: After listening and reading did you enjoy it? Thanks for reading but I’m curious on your hot take of it!

Peter Andersson - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment

The opening hinted at a list parody about secret ingredients, but we've both done such many many times. It was okey for a food parody. You gonna do anything special for your next seeing that'll be your 1000th? (I noticed when I noticed that me myself is at 699, not that I have a good idea for 700 yet).

Matthias - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment

Peter: Yeah... "My Bologna" isn't one of Weird Al's funniest songs so there wasn't a whole lot to work with lyrically. I'm not sure about Number 1000. That's a huge number so it has to be something special!

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