-> "Spam! Better Go Run For Cover"
Original Song Title:
"Damn! I Wish I Was Your Lover"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spam! Better Go Run For Cover"
Parody Written by:
JustaGirl
The Lyrics
That old blog has fattened up all right.
Breaks into your I.S.P...
It gets inside your metal cage..
Creeps into your own home page..
It registers..
A big fat zero-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering..
Cyber-keys don't stand a chance with you..
Advertising cheap sign-up dues..
You're dumping every time I look-
Jump into my new note book-
I'll pay today
Just to keep you away-
Spam! Better go run for cover-
I'll block you still you move like some
Aging old car that's dying & worn...
I've lost everything-
Tonight I will discover-I will
Do such things like rack my brain,
Organize my files & everything..
(bridge)
If I had a choice-believe me
I'd smash you to nuts & bolts
I'd abuse your prongs & feel much better.
I'll begiiiiiin-
Then feel better & better & better & better....
"I can't seem to over-ride",my keystrokes cried-
Linux is commotion & takes too much to learn..
Decisions here-
Blocked for days,no manual near..
And I have learned just what I need to do-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering.
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