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Song Parodies -> "Ballin' Chainz (Pimp's Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Ball and Chain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Social Distortion

Parody Song Title:

"Ballin' Chainz (Pimp's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Severide

The Lyrics

I think it's pretty good for a first try. I'm hoping nobody else has done this before because I haven't bothered to check. Hope ya like. Leave comments! The video of the original is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0 I got the original's lyrics here: http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/46293/
Well I've hustled flows and a thousand hos
And check out the end result
A broken cane and a broken rim
An empty forty of malt
Well I sit and I pimp
In my Batmobile full of Crips
While I'm rappin' to myself
They're right that pimpin' ain't e-zay

Take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz
Well I'm chillin', but not illin'
And I can't pimp hos for cocaine
Take away, take away
Never front again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz

Well I've chilled wit da crew
To find the perfect knife
Some brand new rims and a brand new suit
I even ended a bitch's life
But wherever I have rolled
I pulled on to some bitch's hair
She can run all her life
Her face will need repairs

Take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz
Well I'm crunk and I've hollered
And I can't hit with my cane
Take away, take away
Never gonna ball again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz

Well I'll stuff the bitch in the trunk
Of my pink Lamborghini
I spent all my money
I've been pimpin' since the age of three
I'll wake there in my mansion
And end up in a federal jail
Ballin' hard, ballin' harder
I'm born to exploit all the females

Take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz
Well I'm horny and I've sired
About thirty kids and it's a pain
Take away, take away
Never to bling again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away deez ballin' chainz

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Windy - April 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This crossed the line so many times. 10/10

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