{*pop fizzing*}

Intro:
Yeaha ha ha!
I'm serious man this is how we use to roll
Aiy baby, aiy baby...back in the day when we had no vehicle
Steady long, steady long one time

So much going on in the S-A-G
It's kind of hard being me the gangsta he
But I, somehow, survived
Kickin' it with the wbg's and never getting high
Can I, borrow a dollar from you (yeah)
and ten cents for deposit (yeah!) thank you, I'm through
Three in the evening 'cause I just got out of school
I got homework to do but better things to do
Not gonna do it 'til eight in the afternoon (late afternoon)
So what you wanna do, maaaaaaannnnnnnn
I say we walk to 7-11 so I can buy me a mountain dew
So go back home and get your bike
But (but what) it got stolen (what!?!?)
So let's steal another one
You go, I go, so we can go have some fun

Chorus:
Ridin' down the street, on my 10 speed, sippin on Mountain Dew
Cruisin' [with the breeze through my hair and my hair in the breeze](x2)

Now, that, I got some Faygo redpop
But what I really need is some mountain dew
Man this seems like this happens all the time
I can't pay the deposit without an extra dime
Everything is fine when I'm sippin on my drink
Gives me a boost and this helps me to think
Who reads, the parodies that I write
As I come to this site sometime four at night
Getting back from the place that I work at (that is?)
McDonalds over where Weiss is at (now I know)
Eighty degrees, it's summer time here
Getting sick of the song by Nelly "It's hot in herre"
Anyways, I turn the station 'cause they won't play something new
I'm just

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Come on the next day
My homey David came through with a 3 liter of mountain dew
And some candy, this Laffy Taffy made me choke
Man this ain't no joke
I had to find a seat and sit on down
Mountain dew and candy, yeah I'm hyper now
I'm becoming bored so I need some more
Find some girls from the county of Bridgeport
To entertain me, this is what I need
Like on top maybe two or three
Don't get upset girl, this is how I play
Just shut your mouth with nothing to say
And I'll be

Chorus