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Song Parodies -> "Who am I (Whats my name?)"

Original Song Title:

"Who am I (Whats my name?)"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Who am I (Whats my name?)"

Parody Written by:

Mahmouhd Ahmenajad

The Lyrics

I decided to enter the rap game, what do you think? (I dont care what you think!)
Maahhammouldd Ahhhmmmennnaaajaaaddddd (the bomb)
Maahhammouldd Ahhhmmmennnaaajaaaddddd
Ahhhhh Mennnn Ahhhh Jaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaadddd (the bomb)
Ahhhhh Mennnn Ahhhh Jaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaadddd (Jad)

[Verse One:]

From the village of Aradan, now King of Iran
Ahmadinejad, Call me the crazy man
Went solo on that ass, but its not all me
I gotta get permission from Ali Khamenei
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, down to Tehran
Two-Trizzle Zero Nizzle is the year for me to have my stand
And Im gonna rule, aint gonna be wack
motherf*cker I got five more years and Ali's got my back
It's like that and as a matter of fact [Im a rat-tat-tat-tat]
Cuz I'd never hesitate to put Mousavi supporter on his back
[Yeah, so I gots the nukes and shit
roll it up and takes a hit]
What's my motherf*ckin name?


Ahhhhh Mennnn Ahhhh Jaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaadddd (yeah yeah yeah)
Ahhhhh Mennnn Ahhhh Jaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaadddd (the bomb)
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Jad)

[Verse Two:]

I likes to be on American TV
Speaking how I hate america, its Irony!
in my motherf*ckin mansion like everyday
Droppin shit with my mentor Mr Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi,
and he said, no one can F*CK with this
And I said no one can F*CK with that (light it up)
and you should keep sexing, dont ever stop
no birth control, let those babies pop
Women's rights aint for me I like the nuts and a c*ck
Rape's ok, if the husband has the need to rock
And I believe the Holocausts a myth
Cuz I'm Mahmoud (who?) Ahmandine (what?) Jad [Jad]


Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd
Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd (the bomb)
OwOwOw Yippy Yo Yippy Yay! (the bomb)
OwOwOw Yippy Yo Yippy Yay!, owwowwowyippyyoyoyoyoyoyo

[Verse Three:]

If you disagree, throw your hands in the motherf*ckin air
I'll shoot you motherf*ckers cause I just don't care
The occupying regime should be wiped off the map
Ill put the orders into Artesh, while I take a nap
My bank roll is from oil my dear
We got a deficit, thats higher than its been for years
and we crack down, put the mack down on improper hijab
make sure alls well and proper with the ho's in iran
And there ain no gays in Iran, playin that homo thang
The american empire in the world is reaching the end of the world
So you want the leader with the biggest nuts, well guess what?
He is I, and I am him, no Im not Kim Jong-Il
What's my motherf*ckin name?


Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd(the bomb)
Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd
Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd (the bomb)
Ahhhh Mennn, Ahhhhhh Jaaaaaadddd (Dog)
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (the bomb)
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Jad) (the bomb)
owwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, owwowwowyippyyo (the bomb)
Jaaady Jadd, Jaddy Jadd, Jaddy Jadd
owwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, owwowwowyippyyo (the bomb)
What is, his name? Ahmen ahhh Jadddd, and the Jad Pound
(Jad) (the bomb)
Ohhh, Ahmen, Ahmadinejad (the bomb)
Yeah yeah (Jad) I know his name
C'mon Jady, c'mon Jady (the bomb)
And the Jad Pound
Ahmadinejad (the bomb) Ahmadinejad
Ahmadinejad (Jad)
(Jad, nasty Jad, Jady Jad)

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Tigress and Euphrates Ribber - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! A Star (and Crescent Moon) is born! Unlike the Holocaust, there's no denying his talent! He kicks the Shi'ite out of this rap! And ayatoullah another thing...his next release really will be "da bomb"! ;D (Funny work whoever you are ;D)
UnKnownVotress - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
You don't fool us Mr ~Armed-&-DidAjob~ ! !

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