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Song Parodies -> "Titanic"

Original Song Title:

"The Power"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snap!

Parody Song Title:

"Titanic"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I'm on Titanic
Hey yeah yeah

At the back of the ship I start to slip
Off the tip, 'bout to lose my grip
Runnin' from the upper class level, where they're havin' a revel
Boring as hell, stiff as the devil

Elegance, wine, fine but gilt is my cage
Caledon Hockley, dazed, engaged
Stunnin' 'em, shunnin' 'em, thumbin' my nose
I'm the hand-me-down English Rose

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah
Gettin' kinda chilly

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda chilly
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda chilly
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda chilly
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda chilly

(Is that an iceberg)
It could sink my ship
It could sink my ship of ships
It could sink my ship
It could sink my ship of ships
Is that an iceberg oh-oh-oh-oh

(Yeah that's an iceberg)
It's gonna sink my ship
It's gonna sink my ship of ships
It's gonna sink my ship
It's gonna sink my ship of ships
Yeah, that's an iceberg oh-oh-oh-oh

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda closer
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda closer
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda closer
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda closer

Suavity, I exude it like a king
When my handsome face is seen
By the classy chick that I am saving
Never mind appearance, gallant I'm behaving

And she falls hard
Don't need a gold card to win her over
Her heart will leap, don't freeze, my name is Jack
And I will be back, hey watch that smokestack

(He's gonna save me)
He's gonna save my butt
He's gonna save my butt of butts
He's gonna save my butt
He's gonna save my butt of butts
He's gonna save me, oh-oh-oh-oh

(He's gonna save me)
He's gonna save my butt
He's gonna save my butt of butts
He's gonna save my butt
He's gonna save my butt of butts
He's gonna save me, oh-oh-oh-oh

Panicky, I refuse to lose my head
When the sea flows through the bed
Of the ocean liner where we're floatin'
Water level risin' and there ain't no boatin'

In the deep, splash
Don't need a seacraft to try and save you
I think I found a raft, for your repose
And I will hold on, so don't let go, Rose

(I won't let go, yeah)
He's gonna save me in
Every way I can be saved
He's gonna save me in
Every way I can be saved
I won't let go, yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh

I won't let go, yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work Porfle-555!!! I initially thought this was about the ship and not the movie! When I wrote my Titanic parody here it was my 13th song!!! Talk about luck!
Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob! My 13th song here was "Greene Finger." Not sure how lucky that was.
Rob Arndt - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, at least it wasn't "Pull My Finger"!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Now there's an idea...
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, my Titanic: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/gowest7.shtml
Porfle Popnecker - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Awesome!
Blaydeman - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The repetittiveness of the OS doesn't lend itself well to comedy, but you did what you could. The difficulty of the OS is at a very heigh level and your pacing was great so kudos on that aspect. Overall good, but could be better.
Porfle Popnecker - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yeah, I put most of my effort into the verses on this one.
Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job! You nailed the internal rhyme scheme on a tough song, I loved singing this along with the OS. Fantastic.
Matthias - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Probably the first parody I've seen of this song! Well done!
Porfle Popnecker - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
A shipload of thanks for those comments!
bobpiecheese - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The plot of a pretentious 90's movie to the tune of a silly 90's rap song? Ingenious! Seriously though, this was very good, but like Blaydeman said, it wasn't as funny as it could've been. Still, 5's for you, sir!
SamuraiMaster - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
So much ship parodies this month alone.....
Porfle Popnecker - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(Pee Wee Herman voice): "I MEANT for it not to be as funny as it could've been!" (Porfle voice): Thanks for the comments!
Glen S - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done Porf. Would never have thought of this one. Very good, but the first two rap stanzas stood out especially
Porfle Popnecker - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! This was my first rap parody.

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