[First six notes from "Gilligan's Island" theme]
Gilligan: Skipper!

VERSE 1:
On a isle, thousand miles
From anybody, they live in 4 bamboo shacks
Mary-Anne, Ginger, and Mr. and Mrs. Howell
Just sit and relax

BRIDGE:
And professor makes (Bamboo rakes)
And a radio
But he just can't make a raft
Cause of somebody, so he doesn't try again

CHORUS:
The way that they live
Was caused when their boat hit a, hit a little rain
And every single day they regret the time
When the stormin' came

VERSE 2:
Take some rocks and a sock
Put them together and tell me what do you have?
Professor says it's a device for filtrin' water
Gilligan says it's a bat

BRIDGE 2:
And we think they're crazed (And we think they're crazed)
To let Gilligan live
Through all of it, they just let
Him ruin their chance of getting rescued again

CHORUS 2:
The way that they live
Was caused when their boat hit a, hit a little rain
And ever single day they regret the time

VERSE 3:
And time there seems to move so slow
They must have brought duplicate sets of clothes
And they somehow find a way
To make a bamboo car

BRIDGE 3:
And professor makes (Bamboo rakes)
And a radio
But he just can't make a raft
Cause of somebody

CHOURS 3:
It's just the way that they live
Was caused when their boat hit a, hit a little rain
And every single day they regret the time
When the stormin' came