We live on Moron Mountain, and if you feel like countin'
There are five of us in all
We will take the looney tunes back to our planet soon
Since we will beat them in basketball

Well our chances seemed quite bad in the beginning
Being small in basketball is not good for winning
And our basketball skills are lacking
We had about as much skill in quarterback sacking
So we went to some games in a car
And stole talent from NBA stars
Now the tunes don't stand a chance
We should do a victory dance

Hey now, we're the Monstars, we got game today
Hey now, you're the tune squad, and you'd better, go pray
And all who oppose us are toast
Since our B-Ball skills are the most

Our boss yelled at us and his hair got grayer
It seems we forgot some baseball player
Who a couple of years before
Played in the NBA and man could he score
But we have no reason to fear at all
Since the rest of your team is rather small
And nobody can beat us alone
So you're all going back to our home

Hey now, we're the Monstars, we've got game, we'll play
Hey now you're the Tune Squad, and you'd better, go pray
All who oppose us are toast
Since our B-Ball skills are the most

Charles Barkley was quite lame in a pickup game
Because we sucked the skill right out of him
With the power of Sir Charles and the other B-Ball stars
The looney tunes' futer looks quite grim

Well the first half we got a lot of help from the refs
Who belonged in the WWF
All our fouls they did ignore
So we got way ahead in the score
But then the tunes got a mental boost
Since they thought they had some special juice
They slowly caught up then that punk
Who played double A ball beat us with a monster dunk

Yeah we were the Monstars we had game, so what
We lost to some midgets and we said, oh nuts
But we don't wanna go home soon
We wanna become looney tunes