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Song Parodies -> "Joestar"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Is that a freakin' JoJo reference? Yeah, it is.
Somebody once told me The World would road-roller me,
He threw the sharpest knife at my head,
He was lookin' kinda mean with his lipstick colored green,
Looking really quite fab for an undead,

Well the Stands start punching and they don't stop punching,
Stopped to the time with just ten seconds running,
Didn't make sense not to use Hamon,
You got a Stand but but he still ain't done,
So long ago, your family,
So strong battled for their destiny,
You'll never know, if you don't go,
To England, Egypt, Morioh

Hey now, you're a Joestar, get your Hamon, go train
Hey now, got the birthmark, get your Stand out, dish pain
And oh you are fighting gold,
Or the Joestars fighting The World,

It's a cool time back then with my grandfather,
He's pretty badass, before he got older,
But the Pillar Men begged to differ
Judging by the stone on his rival-turned-brother
The chance we got is getting pretty slim,
We've lost Iggy, Avdol and also Kakyoin
My Stand's stopped time, how about yours?
That's the way I won it, with my smarts and not force,

Hey now, you're a Joestar, Dio Brando, will pay
Hey now, got the birthmark, end his evil, this day,
And oh you are getting rolled,
But road rollers can't break the soul.....

Hey now, you're a Joestar, keep the fight on, today
Hey now, got the birthmark, from your great-grandpa he slayed,
Feud that's a hundred years old,
With the Joestars...

Somebody once asked me, yare yare daze,
The only reason that Dio Brando lost,
I said, he had no small chance
To survive our fateful little death dance
Because, because he just pissed me off...

Well our Stands kept punching and they don't stop punching,
Stopped to the time but now it's my turn stopping,
Didn't make sense just to strike one more,
His knee went crack and he was done for,
So far we went, so much we done,
So what's wrong with trying to save Mom?,
And soon I'd know, there's more to go, (go!)
My young uncle, in Morioh...

Hey now, you're a Joestar, don't get mad bout, your hair,
Hey now, Josuke now, we're a team now, a great pair,
And more adventures unfold,
Here and elsewhere, as I've been told...

Bizarre adventures unfold,
Here and elsewhere, as I've been told...

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