Somebody once told me: Pokemon is for sissies
That it only was a fad
I was looking kind of dumb, in my room, tying to catch
all the Pokemon like the Prof. asked

Well, the games start coming and they don't stop coming
I’m trying to catch one but I just keep on running
Didn't make sense not to have none
I keep saving the game, want 251
So much to catch, so much to train
So why not go use the code on boybrain
You'll never know if you don't try
No lugia, so why don’t you cry

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've got a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets cooler
You beat yellow now, wait 'til you get older
But everyday your peers hate your banter
Judging by the way you bragged about charmander

The choice in the game is getting pretty thin
The game’s not done but still you think you’ll win
My choice is fire, it was a gliches work,
use them all day long and you'll never eat pork

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've gat a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold

Somebody once asked:
'Can I take you to the dance?'
I need to get myself away from this place!
I can't dance! I'm stuck in a bed
I wanted to beat the four myself
But they just beat me instead...

Well, the games start coming and they don't stop coming
I’m trying to catch one but I just keep on running
Didn't make sense not to have none
I keep saving the game, want 251
So much to catch, so much to train
So why not go use the code on boybrain
You'll never know if you don't try
Ash-Try!
No lugia, so why don’t you cry

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've gat a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold