I thought water only existed in my mug,
Meant for me to drink and that is all.
Water was made for me, this is what I thought,
Water brought happiness in my dreams.

And then I went to the pool!
Now I'm the pool cleaner!
Not a trace, of dirt in my pool!
I'm in water! (Splish Splash Splosh)
I'm a pool cleaner and I couldn't quit it if I died.

I thought water was more or less for drinking,
But the more I drank the less it rained, it's true!
Oh, what's the use of drinking,
All it makes is a drought.
When I wanted rain I got more sun.

And then I went to the pool!
Now I'm the pool cleaner!
Not a trace, of dirt in my pool!
I'm in water! (Splish Splash Splosh)
I'm a pool cleaner and I couldn't quit it if I died.

Then I went to the pool!
Now I'm the pool cleaner!
Not a trace, of dirt in my pool!
I'm in water!
Splish Splash Splosh Splish Splash Splosh!
I'm the pool cleaner!
I'm the pool cleaner!
I'm the pool cleaner!