Somebody once told me,
I'm gonna be the prezzi,
I ain't the sharpest tool from Arkansas.
She was lookin' kind a' fun with that dress and that hat on,
See that shape behind that desk.
Well the months start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Back to my office Monica kept runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun,
My brain gets dumb while my head gets dumber.
So much to do! So much to see.
So much wrong with the guys in the Mid East.
You never know if you don't see!
You never shine if you're like me!

Hey now I'm the prezzi get my freak on, get laid!
Hey now I'm a liar, get to court, go pay!
There is Kenneth Starr,
Now where did I put my crazy cigar?

It's a fun place
And I know I get older
You think I'm messed,
Wait till it gets colder,
But the American people beg to differ,
judging by my age it makes me look stiffer.
The ice I skate is always a little thin.
The better it gets when I see more skin.
My world's on fire, that's my life.
That's the way I like it and I'll never go on strike.

Hey now I'm the prezzi get my freak on, get laid!
Hey now I'm a liar, get to court, go pay!
And all they're leads are cold!
They'll never know, so I've been told!