Somebody once told me your gonna be a bad pres
and i knew you would be from the begaining
You were lookin kinda dumb with your finger and your thumb
in the shape of an "L" on your forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
break all the rules and you got inturns running
all you did was live for fun,
Your brain got smart but your head got dumb
You did so many girls on white house property
So what's wrong with takin the backstreets
Monica Lewisky has 11 toes
Paula Jones had a big nose

Hey now, you're an ex pres, eight years gone, your lame
Hey now, you're an ex pres, get the party on, get laid (hey!)
And Linda Tripp is a toad
Janet Reno shakes like Jell-o

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
it looks like hell, but its just your bedroom
But Dan Rather begs to differ
Judgin by the hole in the satelite picture
the ice you skate, is gettin pretty thin
your man Jesse just had a bastard kid
Dubya's my pres, how bout yours?
Cuz if it were Al Gore we'd all be really bored

Hey now, you're an ex pres, eight years gone, your lame
Hey now, you're an ex pres, so get the party on, get laid! (HEY!)
Linda Tripp is a toad
Janet Reno shakes like jell-o

Somebody once asked could i spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
i said nope, i am broke, Clinton's taxes are to high
but now Bush will lower them fast

Well, the jokes start coming and they don't stop coming
they pick on Bush like no-one before
Didn't make sence not to pick some fun
the media is democratic
so much to do so much to see
so whats wrong with Rather messing with Bush?
Clinton was a commi
now he doesn't have a job-ie

Hey now, you're an ex pres, eight years gone, your lame
Hey now, you're an ex pres, so get the part on, get laid! (HEY!!!)
and Linda Trip is a toad
Janet Reno shakes like jell-o