Song Parodies -> Cough and Sneeze

Original Song Title:

"Wait and Bleed"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cough and Sneeze"

Parody Written by:

a.d.h.d.

well I got bored.. there ya go..
I felt the snot rise up in me..
boogers drip down and touch me knees..
Take me to a docter please...
Inside igloos,
I coughand sneeze...(X2)

Goodbye!

OH WHAT THE HELL I DONE?
THE COUGH IS DEEPER THIS TIME,
EVERYTHING IS SNEEZING BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!
MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT NOW,
I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!
THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANNA BE,
I CAN't CONTROL MY SH*TS!
HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE.
THIS EX-LAX STUFF IS SO VERY STRONG!
I NEED SOME ROLLAIDS NOW,
I FEEL THAT I MIGHT PISS!
SOMEONE,GET ME THE REMEDY!

I felt my lunch rise up in me,
eyes are blooshot and I can't see,
I need to crap and then I'll pee,
In my Igloo,
I cough and sneeze.


I Sh*T in the bed!
on the blankets,
and pillows and matress!
But I'm a victim,
Of the stomach virus,
I am sick by just ,
taking my pants off,
and playing in snow all day!


Ifelt my lunch rise up in me,
eyes are blooshot and I can't see,
I need to crap and then I'll pee,
In my Igloo,
cough and sneeze(X2)

GOODBYE!

I CANNOT EAT A THING!
I CANNOT DRINK A THING!
I'LL THROW UP ON MY CLOTHES!
AND THAT WOULD REALLY STINK!(X2)

I felt my lunch rise up in me,
eyes are blooshot and I can't see,
I need to crap and then I'll pee,
In my Igloo,
I cough and sneeze(X2)

I NEED A TISSUE!

well that sucked, now didn't it?
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nolan - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
HOLY SHIZNO this was totaly badass i was pissed cuz the last song i read was retarted [not from slipknot though] and well this totally made me laugh my ass off.
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most of us had that. You are one of the best!!!
Drake - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Freakin' retarded.
Glenn rousseau - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Coughand sneeze? WTF?

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