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Original Song Title:

"David Duke is Running for President"

Original Performer:

Skankin' Pickle

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Vampire Running for President"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Jonathon Sharkey (who claims to drink the blood of his girlfriends and mistresses twice a week) tried running for governor of Minnesota some years ago, but he didn't win. Now he's on to bigger things, like the presidential election.
Is he a real candidate, or is he just a dud?
He says if he's elected, he'll suck Obama's blood

A creature, a monster is running for president
There's a vampire running for president

He says he's The Impaler, and he'll execute Bush
But a werewolf candidate would beat his Transylvanian tush

A creature, a monster, is running for president
There's a vampire running for president

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