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Song Parodies -> "Kick Me"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Sixpence None the Richer

Parody Song Title:

"Kick Me"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

ok creepy foot man
Kick me, You be Wilma, and I’ll be Barney
Get rough with me, I want ya to kick my ass
Swing, swing, (swing, swing) swing that stiletto step
You wear dem shoes, I don’t care ‘bout that dress

UUUUhhhhh!, step on me, give me that stinky toe jam!
Grind my face out on the concrete floor
Put on some panty hose
Don’t take a bath and oh, by the way, can you do this in a
Sailor Moon costume?
So kick me

Kick me, (kick me) or put your foot in my mouth
wink wink, (wink wink) your feet I do admire
Bring, bring, (bring, bring) bring your dirty socks
I let you treat me like a “laundromat”

UUUUhhhhh! Kick me, would you do it for a Klondike?
Hurt me, your feet I do adore
Use your bare feet, and
Don’t take a bath I want you to taste like a bunch of
Silverfish crawling
So kick me

Kick me, I’ll get to feelin’ alright
Beat me, I want to wake up sore
Treat me like a man
Don’t take a bath and if anyone asks,
The stairs, I was falling

So kick me
So kick me
So kick me
So kick me

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Total Votes: 2

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