"Kick Me"... On my back you are slapping
That sheet... So kids can kick my ass
Swing, swing... Swing their stupid legs
Hit with their shoes and it makes me so stressed

That... "Kick Me" message is every nerd's plight
Makes us... Shout as they pull our drawers
Shoved in lockers and
Swirley our heads then maybe pull down our pants
Since we're all weaklings
Slapped "Kick Me"

"Kick Me"... In Pepsi we'll all be doused
Fling me... Into the garbage pile
Stinks, stinks... Stinks when you do that
In class they'll fail but watch out for backslaps

That... "Kick Me" billboard leads to a big fight
Beat me... Down to the school floor
I'm in marching band
That tuba's slammed over my head as I prance
Straight A's aren't charming
Slapped "Kick Me"

"Kick Me" symbol leaves us all in fright
Eagle... Scouts have butts that are sore
Booted in the glands
The Star Trek fans are stunned by this bully's trance
Stuck with the markings
Of "Kick Me"

Slapped "Kick Me"
Damn "Kick Me"
Don't Kick Me