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Song Parodies -> "Shit-ty"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Six Pence None the Richer

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

There's a couple of terms in this parody , you may not understand , so here's what they mean :Ying Yang Deck : RectumBo-Dag : Piece of crap barely sticking out ( term from Napoleon Dynamite )Banshee's : Radical Farts
Shit-ty , out of me curdled broccoli.
Tightly , inside my lean mean ass.
Fling , Fling , fling the ying yang deck.
You strain your poo's , and then you make a mess.

Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the fat cellulite.
Empty , out all the shrudded corn ,
shift your lower leg.
Strike up a match , and shake your outside pants
till' yer stool's parking.

Oh , Shit-ty.

Shit-ty , down by the fuming out house.
Icky , a pond of gag-green mire.
Clean , clean , clean your bowels flat.
You'll make a trail starked by your farted crap.

Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the milky brown shite.
Squenchy , out of the bo-dag core.
Sit while your ahead.
Strike up a match , and make the banshee's dance ,
till' yer pool's sparkling.

Oh , Shit-ty.

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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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Vice President dip Cheney - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Cussing is not polite.
Yet Another Dutchman - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It's fun, though. Anyone who can turn Sixpence's 'Kiss Me' in such a colourful defecation anthem should receive applause.
dip Cheney - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe so, but they can still do it without saying naughty woids. What kind of example does that set for the yung uns?
Chris H. - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
That's true , de Cheney. But what other word referring to taking a crap rhymes with ``Kiss Me''? I also usually don't use swear words , but i thought this one could be an exception.
Penis Cheney - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
"Piss me." That's the only crap-related word that rhymes with kiss me.
Agrimorfee - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, this really crosses a borderline here. Not good.

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