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Song Parodies -> "Shit-ty"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss Me"
Original Performer:
Six Pence None the Richer
Parody Song Title:
"Shit-ty"
Parody Written by:
Chris H.
The Lyrics
There's a couple of terms in this parody , you may not understand , so here's what they mean :Ying Yang Deck : RectumBo-Dag : Piece of crap barely sticking out ( term from Napoleon Dynamite )Banshee's : Radical Farts
Shit-ty , out of me curdled broccoli.
Tightly , inside my lean mean ass.
Fling , Fling , fling the ying yang deck.
You strain your poo's , and then you make a mess.
Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the fat cellulite.
Empty , out all the shrudded corn ,
shift your lower leg.
Strike up a match , and shake your outside pants
till' yer stool's parking.
Oh , Shit-ty.
Shit-ty , down by the fuming out house.
Icky , a pond of gag-green mire.
Clean , clean , clean your bowels flat.
You'll make a trail starked by your farted crap.
Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the milky brown shite.
Squenchy , out of the bo-dag core.
Sit while your ahead.
Strike up a match , and make the banshee's dance ,
till' yer pool's sparkling.
Oh , Shit-ty.
Tightly , inside my lean mean ass.
Fling , Fling , fling the ying yang deck.
You strain your poo's , and then you make a mess.
Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the fat cellulite.
Empty , out all the shrudded corn ,
shift your lower leg.
Strike up a match , and shake your outside pants
till' yer stool's parking.
Oh , Shit-ty.
Shit-ty , down by the fuming out house.
Icky , a pond of gag-green mire.
Clean , clean , clean your bowels flat.
You'll make a trail starked by your farted crap.
Oh , Shit-ty , beneath the milky brown shite.
Squenchy , out of the bo-dag core.
Sit while your ahead.
Strike up a match , and make the banshee's dance ,
till' yer pool's sparkling.
Oh , Shit-ty.
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Cussing is not polite.
It's fun, though. Anyone who can turn Sixpence's 'Kiss Me' in such a colourful defecation anthem should receive applause.
Maybe so, but they can still do it without saying naughty woids. What kind of example does that set for the yung uns?
That's true , de Cheney. But what other word referring to taking a crap rhymes with ``Kiss Me''? I also usually don't use swear words , but i thought this one could be an exception.
"Piss me." That's the only crap-related word that rhymes with kiss me.
Um, this really crosses a borderline here. Not good.
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