Kick me, I have that sign on my back
rightly, got me straight on the a**e
swing swing and extend your leg
marks on your shoe will leave a muddy mess, oh

Kick me, right where the sun never shines
make me, fall over on the floor
lift one of you legs
struck up the back and made me fall over
and the note on me
said "Kick Me"

Kick me, instead of a bad wedgie
they are and even worse pain there
just get, another note that
says kick me and put it onto my back, oh

Kick me, right where the sun never shines
make me, fall over on the floor
lift one of you legs
struck up the back and made me fall over
and the note on me
said "Kick Me"