[spoken]
This song that I made
for some reason
tells you what Pong is all about
You know, I have no life...
and this proves it

[sung]
Uhh..., I'm here at the video arcade
playing the first video game that was ever made
however nowadays it's rarely played
It's been out on the market for three decades

Um, it consists of two bars and a little dot
I'm gonna put that quarter right in the slot
Too bad it's a game that we all forgot
But I 'remember'!

Playing this game's a trip, trip
watching the little white blip, blip
hey it ate my quarter, gyp gyp
Let me play it again!
watching the little white blip, blip
hey it ate my quarter, gyp gyp
I'm gonna break this thing!

The point's to make the ball go
to th'ther side
Even though it starts off slow
it gets fast
the screen's got a fluorescent glow
glows real bright
It's pong pong pong pong pong

The point's to make the ball go
to th'ther side
First it starts off slow
it gets fast
the screen's got a fluorescent glow
glows real bright
It's pong pong pong pong pong

now just grab the little knob
to be a video game tester's my dream job
You know I can't lose or I'll start to sob
You gotta give that dot a little lob

This game's getting kind of really tough
The dot's movin faster and it's gettin rough
But I still just can not get enough
Take me out to the ball game!

Playing this game's a trip, trip
watching the little white blip, blip
hey it ate my quarter, gyp gyp
Let me play it again!

watching the little white blip, blip
hey it ate my quarter, gyp gyp
I'm gonna break this thing!

The computer's gonna lose
blip blip blip
gonna be singing the blues
blip blip blip
lesser person might be confused
blip blip blip
at pong pong pong pong pong

It's the best game, it's called pong
blip blip blip
It's older than Donkey Kong
blip blip blip
Play against me; you won't last long
blip blip blip
in pong pong pong pong pong

It's the best game, it's called pong
blip blip blip
It's older than Donkey Kong
blip blip blip
Well it sure beats playing Mah-jong
blip blip blip
in pong pong pong pong pong

Now you lose so say, 'so long'
blip blip blip
you'd better go and run along
blip blip blip
yeah, pong pong pong pong pong

I love to play this game
Even if you think it's really old and lame
Why must everyone always underrate
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BEEP

You know me, I'm the pong champion
Just realized it's hard to rhyme with champion
Unless I mention campion
Oops I did it again

Down to my last coin, coin
you'll lose like John Burgoyne-oyne
Like a kick to the groin, groin
Running out of rhymes!

It only costs twenty-five, cents
I'm makin' nonsense, sense
I'm puttin' you in sus, pense, huh?
Or maybe just confusing!

Wut?
Huh?
Wuzzle?
Hmm...

No one can beat the mast-er
blip blip blip
Even if it's getting fast-er
blip blip blip
Gonna cover you like plas-ter
blip blip blip
at pong pong pong pong pong
Moving my bar up and down
blip blip blip
I'm the champ, and world-renowned
blip blip blip
You know I could win a crown
blip blip blip
for pong pong pong pong pong
Playing under a full moon
blip blip blip
morning 'til the afternoon
blip blip blip
'til the sky turns dark maroon
that pong pong pong pong pong
So addicted I've started to croon
blip blip blip
an unoriginal tune
blip blip blip
Notice, it's a Sisquo lampoon
but pong pong pong pong pong
It's really stupid though
blip blip blip
I'm gettin' with tha flow
blip blip blip
And of course you know
blip blip blip
It's dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb
but pong pong pong pong pong

blip blip blip
blip blip blip
blip blip blip
it's pong pong pong pong pong

You think that it is a bore
blip blip blip
Still, more exciting than Al Gore
blip blip blip
You know I've got the highest score
blip blip blip
in pong pong pong pong pong
Thank god this song is almost done
blip blip blip
And it looks like I have won
blip blip blip
I got a million points and you have none
blip blip blip
That pong pong pong pong pong
Thank god this song is almost done
blip blip blip
Really, it's been lots of fun
blip blip blip
But looks like I gotta run
blip blip blip
That pong pong pong pong pong
[fade out]