Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Fat"

Parody Written by:

Sir Eat-A-Lot

The Lyrics

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her gut
It's so big
She looks like one of those fat guys' girlfriends
Who understands those fat guys
They only talk to her because she looks like ate an elephant
I mean her gut
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so fat

*rap*
I like big guts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a large jiggly waist
And a double chin on her face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz she eats and never feels stuffed
Barely fits in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that gut you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, strech marks on her skin
You say you can't fit in my Benz
Well feed me feed me, I'll eat about 10 kiwis

Too fat to be dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying muscles are the thing
Take the average fat man and ask him that
She gotta pack much fat

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the gut (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy gut
Baby got fat

I like'em round and big
And when I eat like a pig
I just can't help myself
I'm eatin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And EAT, double up EAT EAT
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and jiggly
So find that jiggly bubble
Eat-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Girls with nothing but skin and bones
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Ho Ho Ho
A word to the thick gutted sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna eat
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of bodybuilders won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm short and I'm weak
And I eat every moment of the week

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got fat

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Are you kidding me?

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a trunk in the front of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got rolls hun
Don't do side bends or sit-ups, cause you're gonna lose that gut
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the gut ain'told
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
You bet I'm down with that
Cuz your waist is large and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the gut is round
And you wanna triple cheeseburger now
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them delicious thoughts
Baby got fat

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Klaire - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Good idea... but why does so much of the song have the original words still?

Rage - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment

I agree with Klaire. This was an awesome idea.. but you seemed to have just gotten lazy with it. Makes me wanna steal the idea and re-do it. For example, the line : "She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette" instead of 'turbo vette' you could have used something LARGE.. like.. Jumbo Jet, or a Sumo Vet.. With a little work this could be a top notch parody.

Klaire - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, if Sir-Eat-A-Lot doesn't fix this one, I'd say improve on it, Rage! I like the jmbo jet. You could just change that whole line to, "Don't get, wet, she's larger than a jumbo jet." I went back and re read through the song to point out some other stuff that's still all the same, but they're is way too much of it. (Sometimes there is only one word changed for the whole verse!)

gracie lou - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

i thought it was pritty good but you need to chang the words a little another yhin is that if you can makr the song with the music.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

I agreely agree.

meggie - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

omg, this is weird because me and my friend alyson were thinking we should change it to baby got gut. we re did it and it sounds a lot like this. although we didnt know this exsisted. although, when it says got it going like a turbo vet, my friend changed it got it going like a massive jet. lol and another one, cause your feet are small and the rest is chicken, and im thinking about lickin'. but this is really neat. but we are going to video tape us singing it so check out baby got gut in a few weeks. :)

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