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Song Parodies -> "Lady Got Feet"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sir Mix a Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Lady Got Feet"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

My third foot song!
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her feet
they are so dirty, she looks like
One of those third world indigents.
But, ya know, who understands those hippie girls?
We all stay away from her, because,
She smells like a total destitute, 'kay?
I mean, her feet, there just so dirty
I can't believe there just so unwashed; there like out there
I mean gross, look
her soles are so, black

I like lady feet and I cannot lie
You other foot lovers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with some itty bitty toes
And a big heel in your face
You get sprung, want to stare down to ‘em
'Cause you notice that foot was stuffed
Deep in the sneaks she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I’ll find a new angle
And get some kankle
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those feet you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rub those smooth soles
You say you want to step on my face?
Well, step on me, step on me
'Cause you ain't that average shoe size
I've seen her sock drawer
it smells like romancin'
Foot sweat, wet,
Got me goin' like now I’m all set!
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' big tits are the thing
Take the average foot man and ask him that
Her feet are where it’s at
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the feet? (hell yeah)
Tell her to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that stinky foot
Lady got Feet (old work boots or stiletto rubies)

Lady got Feet (Old work boots or stiletto rubies)
I like 'em small, and big
And when I'm starin’ at leg
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get them socks
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
You can call me you’re foot boy
'Cause stiletto heels are my favorite toy
I want 'em real big and stinky
So find that smelly double
I’m a get in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that toenail
So I'm lookin' at foot videos
Ballerina feet skid marks lookin’ like Whoa!
Gotta respect those women though
I like my women in Dr. Scholes
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won’t stalk or creep on ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to (sniff)
Til the break of dawn
Big toe got it goin' on
A lot of dudes won't like this song
'Cause them punks like the titties and asses
And I'm all about foot play
'Cause I'm wrong, I like it strong
And I'm down to get the sniffin’ on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want your feet in these faces (Yeah)
take ‘em off, stick em out
All the foot boys got to shout
Lady got feet

Lady got feet
Yeah, baby, when it comes to toenails
Age ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Thirty six, twenty- four, seventy six?
Ha ha, even if she’s ninety three

So your girlfriend has a hard spot, went to buy some Compound-W
Compound-W also got a freeze remover instead of the liquid
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got bunions, hon
After work all day, when you get home
Just please give me that foot
Some dudes want to be an asshole
And tell you that your feet are gross
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
Self-conscience of your feet?
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your feet are small and them shoes are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout sniffin’
All the bit tit women in the magazines?
I’d rather have toe rings
Give me some fungus; it’s among us
anti-fungal cream didn't miss her
Some podiatrist tried to dis
this girls feet are infectious
He has a degree, but I chose to ignore 'em
And I pull up quick to sniff on 'em
Foot lovers, if you want feet now,
And the porn hub server seems to be down,
Dial 1-900-LKMFEET
And kick them nasty thoughts
Lady got feet

Lady got feet

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